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Don't mind me, Just hit your brakes.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
Ax Me About Ebonics
If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand basket?
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Place insert Upside Down]
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If this message is in your car, You're too close.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
Boldly Going Nowhere
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put the Booger.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me!
Heart Attacks ... God‘s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That!
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
Honk If Anything Falls Off
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
My Car Doesn't Leak Oil, It's Marking It's Spot.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
A friend in need is no friend of mine.
Don't Honk At Me, I'm On The Phone.
Why Push, When You Can Just Abandon it.
My Kid be, Average Student of the month.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
Will WORK For Hundreds of thousands of dollars
Stop criminals, not speeders
Yes, I do own the road
Friends don't let friends vote democratic
I know you are... But what am I?
Helping to warm up our world
A Clean Car Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind
My SUV is Bigger than yours!
Ex-Wife For Sale Just Take Over Payments
What! My tunes are cranked!
Only one shopping day left Till tomorrow
Got Gas?
I'd enjoy the day more If it STARTED LATER
Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you!
So many men, So few who can afford me.
WARNING - I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I'm all out of estrogen and I have a gun.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
SEARCHING FOR: Ms or Mrs. Right! Call: 1-800-IMsingle (If wife answers, please leave message)
If You Think You Hate Me Now Wait Til You Meet Me.
How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?
If You're Tired Of Driving, Just Close Your Eyes For A Minute
I'm Always Right, Most Of The Time.
I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It.
You Ride My Ass, I'll Ride My Brakes.
It Looks Like The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine.
DENIAL, a way of life.
If You Think I'm Driving This Way To Annoy You. Go With Your Instincts.
I'm Not A Complete Idiot, Some Parts Are Missing.
Out Of My Mind, Back In Ten Minutes.
The Trouble With Life Is, There's No Background Music.
I have grand delusions of adequacy
No good deed goes unpunished
Will work for sex